Who we are and what the fuck we do
Our website address is: https://www.DoctorDoom.ca,
We are the end of paying for information.
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.
An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment. (Your comments are being stored as they would be in any other capacity that would allow for others within the temple to view them, similar to how Blogspot operates (not CIA Facebook) – Dr. Doom)
Media
If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website. (I took the liberty of emboldening certain aspects of this paragraph above – this is very important to note, especially if we are to come under scrutiny and threat of violence / etc from the many cronies of Soros &Co. – Dr. Doom)
Contact forms
Cookies
If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.
If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day. (I took this from Blogspot – very common code on every major website – Dr. Doom)
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. (Take not of the importance behind this – you may not be infultrating our temple intentionally, but may very well lead in through a myriad of hidden doors other entities and agents therein whom may seek to destroy our pure and good work online. The amount of damage that can be done to the physical world/life via an individual/entity who is well-versed in “hacking” is something to be aware of at all times. – Dr. Doom)
Analytics
Who we share your data with
I will never share your data with anyone – I don’t collect anything besides what you voluntarily post that is stored on the website. Unless instructed by Papa Machete, I will not be wasting my time with such petty things as data-collection and vending. – Dr. Doom
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. (This I am questionable of myself, though I have many protocols set in place to prevent outsiders from decryption. – Dr. Doom)
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username (Dont ask me why, I didn’t code it – Dr. Doom). Website administrators can also see and edit that information. (As of now, the only Admins are: Dr. Doom)
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you (I hope that isn’t complex to do if anyone does-so request such a thing – Dr. Doom), including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. (Note the term “Request”)
Where we send your data
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service. (I didn’t code the spam detection software, so what else could be potentially done with such is a guess and blind faith – Dr. Doom)
Your contact information
• Dr. Doom [PRIVATE]
• Nikola Tesla [PRIVATE]
• Papa Machete [PRIVATE]
Additional information
How we protect your data
Spam detection, daily malware scanning programs, NSA-GHIDRA, Offensive/Defensive compiler/decompiler/recompiler, downtime monitoring, de-bugger bugs, like every basic site has plus a little extra; additionally, our servers are hosted in an undisclosed and remote region of the planet (Antarctica??) – Dr. Doom
What data breach procedures we have in place
Aside from the fact that nothing that is not yet public online will never be held in any capacity that may be accessed via digital means. Try as you may; that which is not online cannot be hacked. – Dr. Doom
What third parties we receive data from
As of thus far, none. – Dr. Doom
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
Is this even a valid English sentence? – Dr. Doom
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
Your guess is as good as mine – this is a mandatory privacy outline for US/CAN that I have added my own edits to in italics; how interesting – Dr. Doom